spoiled sweet
- aries: you can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
- taurus: fuck you and your formal attire.
- gemini: most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this owl can fuck itself in all directions.
- cancer: oh, okay. guess i'll go fuck myself then.
- leo: good evening. tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
- virgo: ah, just a little bit of ghost semen. a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so, might as well stick to the traditional.
- libra: you will all feast on the fuck.
- scorpio: his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
- sagittarius: i'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
- capricorn: this bastard just got re-atomized.
- aquarius: serenade my candy ass, come on!
- pisces: i would rather solve a rubiks cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.
the signs as cr1tikal quotes
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